Yes, I'm back in the U.S., but what the hell?

Things that are better in the U.S.

1. Dim Sum
2. All other kinds of Chinese food
3. Sushi
4. Vietnamese food
5. Less dog shit on the sidewalk
6. My family, friends and some of my coworkers are really nice
7. More bookstores

Things that are better in Mexico

1. Everything else